"The Dyslexic Pirate"

The dyslexic pirate was wounded as he and his fellow pirates were boarding a British frigate off the coast of Jamaica. This pirate was in a lot of pain and losing some blood as he was slashed in the arm by a sailor's sword as the sailor was trying to defend the rum cargo of the boat bound for Savannah, Georgia. The pirate was feeling weak and faintly whispered over and over again "murmur, murmur". This pirate wanted revenge and his thoughts were filled with visions of "red rum".