Thursday, April 24, 2014

Domo Arigato Mr. Robato

Here's a photo of our "Dear Leader" bowing down before a Japanese robot taken from the "Drudge report". It is always good to bow before your superiors as it is a sign of subservience and respect and for sure President Obama doesn't want to hurt this robot's feelings. I'm not sure if President Obama was a "Styx" fan, probably, and he probably said "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" to this robot if he didn't know the robot's formal name and I'm sure Obama didn't want to kiss the robot on both cheeks like they do in European countries as he might risk electrocuting himself. Maybe Obama is more a "Nine Inch Nails" fan and was thinking about the song "Head Like A Hole" where there is a phrase "Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve"; and Obama is just acknowledging the rise of the machines especially in auto production and other heavy manufacturing. Hey, maybe Obama wasn't really bowing but just wanted to get a closer look and the robot's shoes, I don't know. Thank you very much Mr. Robato!