Wednesday, July 29, 2009

"YES YOU CAN"

Tonight I was watching the 2009 World Series of Poker on ESPN television with their coverage of this fortieth year event held in Las Vegas at the Rio Hotel.

These poker games are always interesting to me as you see the different strategies and sometimes lucky breaks that the poker players experience in their quest to win tons of money and a WSOP bracelet.

The poker was fun and all but tonight for me the highlight of the broadcast was a commercial for "Obama Chia". Yes you can order yourself a genuine President Barak Obama Chia bust commemorating the election of our 44th President and have hours of fun watching a green Afro style chia hairstyle grow on top of the head as you read the inspiring words inscribed on the side of this must have item "Yes You Can". Yes you can order your Obama Chia with either a happy or determined expression or order both expressions if you can't decide.

These Obama Chias make great gifts for people of all ages. Not only can you watch the green chia hair grow but you can also talk to, pray with and for our beloved president who will soon solve all the problems of the world. I hope that President Barak Obama will win his re-election bid in 2012 and then after that term if he is able to pack the Supreme Court with his like minded revolutionaries committed to social justice then they can repeal the two term limit for presidents so that Barak Obama can be President for Life just like his good friend Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. That would be so coool !!!

Just think, "We are the change we have been waiting for." If President Obama is named President for Life or perhaps SUPREME LEADER OF THE WORLD then we won't have to vote so often. If we have a leader like Barak Obama why would we need another president anyway?
Barak Obama is relatively young; so why do we need anyone else to run the country? We need a President like Barak Obama to take over our health care system to go along with the banking system and Government Motors. I think next the government should start regulating what everyone eats and making sure that everyone exercises enough each week in order reduce health costs. There are currently too many choices in this life as to what to eat. President Obama should determine what each citizen should eat and also implant a microchip in everyone so that no one will ever get lost and to make sure that we know where everyone is at all times as well as making sure that everyone gets enough exercise.

Some of these ideas may sound "far fetched" but then again who knows what the future will bring? Can you buy a Barak Obama Chia (probably made in China) ? Yes you can!! So get a happy or determined President Barak Obama Chia. This three pound simulated sculpture retails for less than twenty dollars. Operators are standing by, call now!!