Saturday, February 27, 2010

Boozy ape sent to rehab. Ai Ai

Boozy ape sent to rehab (click the Boozy Ape sent to rehab link for this news story)Hey you chain smoking chimps out there don't you know that smoking cigarettes is bad for you? Cigarettes might stunt your growth. I know it is tempting after a mentally stressed day to want to wind down and smoke a cigarette but do you really want to take a chance that you could develop throat cancer and have to scream through a tracheotomy hole in your throat or have to have a "scream box" transplant"? I know some of you party animals think it is cool to "smoke a fag" or a "coffin nail" when you are out on the town at one of the discos but think of your poor chimp children who won't have you to look up to if you die early. And the beer drinking, try to restrict your daily intake to no more than two brewskies a day. You don't want to lose your licence to drive or misjudge tree branches while you swing around from tree to tree.

That being said good luck on your rehab Ai Ai. Take it a day at a time and try to follow the twelve step program. This is serious and certainly no time for monkeyshines even though your antics got you into the news. This price of fame is too high a cost. Don't you want to live long enough to see you kids swing down the aisle on their wedding day?