Tuesday, March 16, 2010

"She's So Heavy"

Woman aims to become world's fattest From the Drudge Report check out this link on this lady (Donna Simpson), who wishes to become the world's fattest woman and is trying to reach her goal of weighing 1,000 pounds and expects that it will take her two years to reach her desired weight. I wonder if this is the type of lady that the" Beatles" sang about in the song "I Want You (She's So Heavy)". It must be hard to have a goal of not moving too much so that you don't burn many calories and eat mass quantities of junk food and have a $815.00 per week grocery bill.

I bet she could reduce her calorie burn rate if she had someone brush her teeth for her as well as wiping her after she visited the loo each day as these activities must burn a calorie or two. She should also look into taking a lot of naps each day when she isn't eating but she should make sure she is strapped into her bed so that she doesn't risk tossing and turning while sleeping and wasting valuable calories.She should also have someone dress and undress her as needed as these are also calorie burning activities.

Good luck on your quest Donna! You can do it if you put your mind to it but don't think too much about your goal as thinking burns calories.